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"Why do mexicans dislike rust? Because it is feo"
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"I was thinking about perfect spirals in the restroom, I now know why its called the ""golden"" ratio."
"I call bs on the Ninja Turtles having those ripped abs. No way you could do crunches with a shell attached to your back. Trust me Ive tried."
"How are Roman Polanski and pimples similar? Both cum on your face when you're 13. How are Roman Polanski and body hair similar? Both cum on your ass when you're 13."
"Have you ever worked on a farm.. Because you sure know how to raise my cock!"
"Why are black people so good at basketball? Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot"
"What does M.Night Shyamalan always order when he goes out for ice cream? A large twist cone."
"What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men? 'Ello, 'ello, 'ello!"
"The first gay couple has married in Ireland. Please send best regards to Gerald Fitzpatrick who wedded Patrick Fitzgerald."
"PLEASE LEAVE A VOICEMAIL (if you're calling from 1986)"