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Joke of the Day
"What does M.Night Shyamalan always order when he goes out for ice cream? A large twist cone."
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"No one will get this.."
"TIL that curling used to be coed... But the decision was made to segregate because the committee felt the female members had an unfair advantage, being naturally better sweepers."
"I'm thinking about going on a day trip but I just don't know where to get the LSD"
"How does a male lightning bolt feel when he notices an attractive female lightning bolt? Thunderstruck"
"I'm not sure why AT&T; dropped Tiger Woods. He just took advantage of his ""Nights and Weekends"" and proved ""roaming"" can be expensive."
"What policy do the pro-Russia rebels have on gay recruits? Donetsk, don't tell."
"When I grow up I want to be a fire truck... I want to be big, red and have 8 men in me at once"
"i read everything in comic sans sans. this way it's funny."
"Guys, if your lady tells you she needs windshield wiper blades, SHE DOES NOT MEAN FOR CHRISTMAS!"