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Joke of the Day
"One of my wishes in life is to run across the Pacific Ocean in an air tight giant hamster ball."
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"So the test results are in. It's bad news guys, the doctor says I'm colour blind. Ill be honest with you, that diagnosis came totally out of the pink."
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