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Joke of the Day

"I want attention, but not TOO much attention. Please pay medium attention to me."

"There are three things verbose realtors should keep in mind... Loquacion. Loquacion. Loquacion."

"Why is the dyslexic afraid of Christmas? Because that's when Satan comes."

"Q: How is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? A: If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat."

"What does a nearsighted gynecologist and puppy have in common? A wet nose"

"I was watching a porno I was watching a porn film earlier, was just a sad fat bloke masturbating and weeping.....then I realized I hadn't turned the tv on :("

"Richard Nixon makes a really awful dinner for his wife. He defends himself by saying ""I am not a cook""."

"I was completely offended, but then you said ""no offense,"" so now everything's cool."

"Misleading title Bad punchline"

"You HAVE to listen to this song, it's perfect. Okay, this opening is slow... The vocals aren't great here... Wow. This is trash, and I am trash."