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Joke of the Day
"Q: How is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? A: If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat."
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"Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty bastards."
"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down"
"A MEXICAN AND A BLACK MAN JUMP OFF A ROOF. WHO LANDS FIRST? A: WHO CARES"
"What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside? A mushroom."
"Ladies, call me Adobe Updater, because I nag you at least once a week and never seem to work"
"Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face. For instance, when you push them down the stairs."
"*catches 4yo putting on deodorant* Me: What are you doing? 4yo: Feeding my armpits. Me....as you were."
"""How much for the mannequin in the clown outfit?"" ""Sir, she came in with you!"""
"What's a mathematician's favorite drug? dx/dc"