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Joke of the Day

"I couldn't bear it anymore. Lol. - Bear suicide note."

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm an electric eel That's shocking!"

"Wanna hear a joke about the OP that actually delivered?"

"The guy who invented throat lozenges just died... I heard there will be no coffin at his funeral."

"Q: Did you hear about the robbery at the flower shop? A: It was a violet crime."

"(Works better spoken) The seaman was asked what he was doing when he got out. He said when he got discharged he'd be buried in pussy."

"What does a sick ninja practice? kung flu"

"Werner Heisenberg is driving down the road. A cop pulls him over and asks ""Do you know how fast you were going?"" Heisenberg replies ""No, but I know where I am."""

"Don't you hate when you're at the mall and there's a kid that just won't shut up. You're like, ""SHHH!"" And he's all, ""STRANGER! DANGER!"

"What does a tornado and a woman have in common? It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone"