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Joke of the Day
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm an electric eel That's shocking!"
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"Getting old sucks. I walked into the bathroom and forgot what I went in there for. And then I shit my pants."
"'I HATE drama!' -Dramatic people"
"My favorite knock knock joke ""Knock knock"" ""Who's there"" ""I eat mop"" ""I eat mop who?"" *Laughter and pointing*"
"""Why'd you name me Carson, dad?"" You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal."
"Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off. Pupil: You have my permission !"
"You wanna take this outside bro? You sure bro? It's awfully chilly bro. Hold on bro, let me grab my scarf."
"What is a perfect society formed by a Asian called? A Yutopia"
"If you bury someone in the wrong place then you have made a grave mistake."
"How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight? because he chose from the kids menu"