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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Bee get married? Because she found her honey!"
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"A man walks into a bar. He then says ""ouch."""
"What do you say to a fig on ice? Fig u're skating"
"I will never forget what my dear old Grandad said to me just before he kicked the bucket. He said, ""Grandson... how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"3 y/o: I want a bagel Me: We don't have any 3 y/o: You're a idiot Me: How did you survive your abortion"
"A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar... ...and the bartender looks at them and says, ""What is this, a joke?"""
"A terrorist walks into a Christmas party Just kidding. He drove."
"My friend broke one of his bones in a funny accident. It was humerus."
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"I've never held a baby before ""It'll be fine"" *I accidentally put the baby in a box and mail it to North Korea*"