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Joke of the Day

"Every time you get a haircut, you're essentially returning your last haircut and exchanging it for the exact same thing"

"I tried to explain what integers are It was pointless"

"What kind of noise annoys an oyster? A noisey noise annoys an oyster!"

"I've been chasing a fly around my apartment for like 20 mins with a rolled up magazine. There's a really good article I think he should see"

"""She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts."" -Romans 1:15"

"Why can't black people get PhD's? Because they can't get past their Masters."

"The problem with ""We, the People"" is mostly you, the people."

"I have a relative who died in a concentration camp.... He fell off the guard tower."

"A friend is like a car I dont have one"

"Why do Australians always win 4D chess? Double check, mate"