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Joke of the Day

"Why do people say clean as a whistle? Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit"

"I feel sorry for Eazy-E He went from Straight outta Compton to Straight outta condoms before getting aids. I'm sorry."

"A keyboard walks into a bar He orders a round of drinks fir everyone. The bartender asks him how he will be paying for the drinks. The keyboard says ""just put it on my tab."""

"Smile is the only curved line that can make everything straight "

"Marijuana was a big problem in Auschwitz. Jews would go there just to get baked."

"I hate it when I forget to bring my phone in the car and have to read a shampoo bottle while I drive."

"Reminding Dad I'm too old for adoption really bums him out because that was one of his favorite threats when I was growing up"

"Why does #BLM make so many spelling mistakes? Because they got the whites out."

"[job interview] interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years? me: that's a trick question there is no c in any of those words"

"Last weekend I went to shooting practice, when I was done I needed a ride so I called up my buddy and asked if he could pick me up, he said sure where u at Then I said, the pre school"