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Joke of the Day

"Some days, I love being an elevator repair man... but I hate the days when people ask me if it has ""it's ups and downs."""

"What is one item which has never been affected by inflation? Deer's Balls There are always under a buck"

"What college did Michael Jackson go to? Bringham Young"

"Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan? They had way to many chinks in their armor."

"Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel? She was trying to blow the horn"

"I know I'm getting old... the other day I walked past a cemetery and two guys attacked me with shovels."

"Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about it."

"Girls are always taking your hoodies but you take one of their dresses and suddenly they're all like ""we need to talk."""

"That was easy... Said Yoda, after to Staples he went."

"My friend told me a bad joke he got from the internet... I asked him where he reddit."