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Joke of the Day
"How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus? You pokemon"
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"A man walks in for a blood donation. The nurse asks ""Are you sexually active?"" The man replies ""Wouldn't that be rather awkward with us both sitting here?"""
"Knock Knock? Who's there? Eat map. Eat map who? NO THANKS!"
"Woah! Brian Williams' fly is wide open! Newsflash."
"I'm going to open up an opticians that also sells jewellery and handbags It'll be called Assess your eyes."
"""Be strong"" I whisper to my coffee."
"What do you call a bad Italian neighborhood? The spaghetto."
"Why can't Santa play in the NBA? He has a no-trade Claus"
"My wife and I swapped biscuits. I guess you could say we switched rolls."
"Once I participated in a ""Nice Guy"" 5K Run..... We all finished last."