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Joke of the Day
"What college did Michael Jackson go to? Bringham Young"
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"Never trust a married guys opinion of who's hot. It's like asking a starving guy what food tastes good."
"I wanna give a shoutout to the sidewalks For keeping people off the streets."
"Never tell a joke about a midget. They can come back to bite you on the ass"
"What's the difference between Batman, and a black man? Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!"
"What do you call a mythical milkshake? Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)"
"What does MSG stand for? Mandarin Service Guaranteed."
"TIFU No, literally. Your girl was on my lap. That's the only time I fuck up."
"Why can you call a liberal a leftist but can't call a conservative a rightist? Because they're always the wrongest."
"What's your favorite genre of music? ""Not Metal."""