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Joke of the Day
"What does IDK mean? I've yet to find someone who knows."
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"Four out of five people enjoy gang rape you sick bastard"
"What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast? Stop ""Russian"""
"What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird."
"Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!"
"Why can't you trust 8? cause she's a two-timin' four."
"Getting straight ""A""s does not guarantee success, but plenty of evidence shows that not getting ""A""s doesn't preclude it."
"A boy sat on a train chewing gum and staring vacantly into space when suddenly an old woman sitting opposite said 'It's no good you talking to me young man I'm stone deaf !'"
"Me: Liar, liar, pants on fire! Nose as long as a telephone wire! Daughter: A telephone WHAT? Me: Wire. Daughter: That doesn't make sense."