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Joke of the Day

"The boy was so lazy that he got up a bit earlier so that he could do nothing for a bit longer."

"The French are such nice people. (would have been funnier a few decades ago) Do you know why all of the streets in France are lined with trees? The Germans like marching in the shade."

"Joke: What does it imply when a tick is found on a vagina? That you may have to pull out. Just wanted to ask whether this is a keeper."

"Luke Skywalker is well on his way to completing his comic book collection... ...he's already got all the daddy issues."

"Where do fish come from? Finland!"

"My orgies are like the Special Olympics... There's lots of drooling and everyone is a winner."

"My boss told me to have a good day.. So I went home."

"Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat? A: When you are a mouse!"

"I'm not sure about my stand on the abortion issue.... On one side, I love to kill babies but on the other side, I hate to give women a choice."

"I just got a part in the movie Cocaine It only has one line."