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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards? A receding hare line!"

"A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub... She says, ""Show me it's true what they say about black men."" ;) So he stabs her & steals her purse."

"Apparently ""What inning is it?"" is not a valid Football related question. Sports are hard."

"Liberal Congress people didn't get gunned down while a white guy was president. Just sayin'..."

"What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."

"*Checks out grocery item* Grocery item: ""I have a boyfriend."""

"Saw a pretty girl, asked her, ""whats your sign?"" She said stop."

"Sending a second cup of coffee down to check on the first one to see why it's not doing its job."

"Sure, 50% of marriages end in divorce and yeah, that's sad. But 100% of married people will die, and isn't that a greater tragedy?"

"Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity? Because all of their broads are in Atlanta"