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Joke of the Day

"If Mary gave birth to Jesus & Jesus is the lamb of God, then did Mary have a little lamb?"

"[in bed] her: u have done this before, right? me: yes, of course. measure twice, cut once her: what? me: what?"

"Is your fridge running? Why didn't you send it to Rio? All the best to our contestants!"

"him: what are you looking for on this dating site? me: someone who will hold the cats down so I can take pics of them wearing sunglasses."

"Addicted to pills? Don't worry. They have a pill for that."

"Do you think it's ok to lie to a girl in order to sleep with her...? Because I feel really bad about lying to my mom like that"

"What do bunnies do when they get married? Go on a bunnymoon"

"My Girlfriend Told Me I Need To Get In Shape..... I told her ""I am in shape! Round is a shape!"""

"Why does the noble gas always cry? Because all his friends Argon."

"I was gonna say a joke about the disabled, but... it was lame."