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Joke of the Day

"Do you think it's ok to lie to a girl in order to sleep with her...? Because I feel really bad about lying to my mom like that"

"What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry? When other people put two fingers in his honey."

"Who has better beer: Rabbits or Kangaroos? Kanagaroos. While they both do great with the hops, Kangaroos just have a little more kick!"

"Two Charles Dickens bar drinks Charles Dickens Martini- olive or twist Charles Dickens Cider- usually a little tart"

"A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. ""Wow,"" says the bartender. ""That is really something. Where'd you get it?"" ""Africa,"" says the parrot."

"Tried changing my password to ""14days"" but it was two week"

"What do couch potatoes evolve into? Computer chips."

"Fun fact: Snakes don't exist. They were made up by scientists in 1923 as a joke that went too far so they just kinda rolled with it"

"[Starbucks intercom] ""Will the man that ordered the Skinny Cinnamon Dolce Latte please pick up your drink. No one is looking."""

"Hungry Hungry Hippos must get tired of eating the same thing? White spheres, again?"