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Joke of the Day
"Temperature in the office is set to Dante."
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"Using a remote control is the closest most of us get to being wizards."
"Today is the 20th anniversary of the genocide in Rwanda, but first... let me take a selfie."
"Mary had a little lamb...... Best lamb chops I ever ate. SUCK IT VEGANS!"
"What do you call an animal that goes through your trash and tells great stories? A raccoonteur."
"A gymnast walks into a bar. He gets a two point deduction and ruins his chances of getting a medal."
"Guys, when a woman is mad just tell her she's overreacting. She'll realize you're right and calm right down."
"i blame everything on the illuminati. stale bread? illuminati."
"We live in a society that's the most knowledgeable about a zombie apocalypse, but the most likely to be eaten while staring at our phones."
"""How'd the date go?"" Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist."