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Joke of the Day

"How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one? He wears mittens."

"(Watching Liar Liar) Wife: If you couldn't lie for 24 hrs, how much longer would we be married? Me: Until the end of this movie."

"German Chinese food is great but it only has one problem. An hour later you're hungry for power."

"advice: describing someone's cupcakes as being ""better than sex"" is only a compliment if you aren't sleeping with them"

"Where did the dog find her husband? At the Groomers!"

"Did you hear the new broom joke? It's sweeping the nation!"

"Did you hear about the gay football coach? He turns tight ends into wide receivers"

"How many dads does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore."

"Why did Lionel go to the medical store? because it was pharmacy."

"Kenya please explain why you called Chad a Niger? You Congo around using words like that or all of a Sudan you Ghana have no place Togo"