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Joke of the Day

"I destroyed this girls life with my dick tonight I didn't tell her I had advanced HIV"

"I wish robot servants were affordable already."

"I felt like I was just a statistic, so I went to see a psychologist... She diagnosed me with multiple personality disorder. Now I feel like a distribution."

"What does a communist cat say Mao"

"A nation cheers as Bigfoot is finally found. ""We just yelled his name,"" said the head explorer. ""Can't believe no one thought of that."""

"Whats The hardest thing about rollerblading Telling your Dad you're Gay"

"Please make sure ""to"" put your air quotes around the right words"

"Professor: I forgot to take my umbrella this morning. Wife: When did you first miss it dear? Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped."

"What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison? They both turn ""o"" into ""O""."

"Decades have gone by and STILL my parents have not given back the Halloween candy they took from me ""for safe keeping""."