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Joke of the Day

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? . Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat"

"What Is The Best Boxing A Mexican Does? A: Oranges."

"What does a Mexican duck say? Guac guac"

"Why do engineering students call themselves engineers? You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista."

"CHILLING WITH ESKIMOS Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice? A. Polaroids."

"How do you get 4 old ladies to yell ""Shit!""? Get a 5th old lady to yell ""Bingo!"""

"How do you know when you're turning 40? When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh"

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer. What do you call a dead deer with no eyes? Still, no eye deer."

"What did the Jewish child molester say to the kid? Hey kid, do you want to buy some candy?"

"It's so cold outside I saw a politican with his hands in his own pockets."