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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your parents you're gay."
Next Joke
"Son: Dad, I'm gay. Dad: whatever floats your boat son. Son: what floats your boat dad? Dad: Buoyancy."
"Alcoholics don't run in my family They just stumble around and break stuff"
"Cats won't give away your position when someone knocks on the door. They hide with you, like understanding furry ninjas."
"My favorite people are the ones that like to pass judgement on others because they have obviously lead a perfect life"
"What does my penis have in common with JP Morgan Chase and Bank of America? They are all too Big To Fail."
"What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre."
"What's the difference between a penis and a criminal? Well a penis gets hard, but a criminal does HARD time!"
"Is it dangerous to swim on a full stomach? Yes. It's better to swim in water."
"I've already accomplished* so much today *been afraid of a goose"