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Joke of the Day

"FALLOUT 5 RELEASED TODAY No need for the VR, updates will come these next weeks provided by trump"

"Stop with the phone sex You might get hearing aids"

"Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie? because Ken always came in another box."

"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? You can't milk a cow for 14 years... I'm going to hell."

"Customer: I thought the meals here were supposed to be like mother used to make. Waiter: They are. She couldn't cook either."

"Apparently if someone has a seizure in the bathtub, its in bad taste to throw your laundry in .. yep. Going to hell right here."

"Me: ""Gee Thanks for spilling Cheerios all over the floor."" 3yo: ""You're welcome Mom, look at this!""*scatters more on floor I deserve that."

"""is this the Krusty crab?"" No! This is Patrick!"

"Two cows at the North Pole... One turns to the other and says ""Don't know about you but I'm Friesian""."

"For what reason was six afraid of seven? Six knew, that all but for him, seven would have won."