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Joke of the Day

"My favorite people are the ones that like to pass judgement on others because they have obviously lead a perfect life"

"Poor Sally! Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock (who's there? ) Not Sally. Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere."

"Why did the cowboy's car stop? It had Injun (engine) trouble."

"My girlfriend made me watch a movie with her about how women struggled during their menstrual cycles in the 18th century. It was a period piece"

"Ex-wife died in a car wreck yesterday. Didn't send flowers, thought might be weird to the family. That and didnt know other drivers address."

"Got EM DEEZ NUTZ"

"I kept trying to think of puns about the eye during my biology lesson, when we dissected one. To be honest, they kept getting cornea and cornea...."

"Did you hear about the University of Miami fullback who stayed up all night studying for his urine test?"

"Why did the farmer's bucket keep singing songs? Because it was haulin' oats."

"You gotta hand it to short people. Because their arms can't reach."