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Joke of the Day

"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but how in the hell did they get in there?"

"Why couldn't the bike stand up? It was two tired"

"Two guys are drinking at the country club bar... First guy says, ""Hey, you want to go play some golf?"" Second guy says, ""No, not today."" ""Why not?"" ""Because I never drink and drive."""

"How do you remember your wife's birthday? forget it once."

"How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know"

"My boyfriend woke up this morning with a huge smile on his face. I love sharpies"

"I saw some beautiful women. Sometimes it makes me sad though and I almost don't want to start the chainsaw."

"What do you call a game of tennis in China Ping Pong"

"What do you call a black person on the moon? An astronaut. What else would you call them?"

"Two Bass Drums and A Cymbal Fall Off the Roof. Buh-dum tssh"