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Joke of the Day
"I saw a man yesterday who was so bald I could see what he was thinking."
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"Tried cleaning the house to the A-Team theme and ended up building a tank. So close."
"I have this weird fungal infection on my leg. I need to get rid of it, but it's kind of growing on me. (Sorry if repost, came up with it in science class today.)"
"What do cows say on Halloween? Still moo."
"Have you heard my unemployment joke? Yeah, it needs a little work."
"Never Lose A Tank When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me $85. That's why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship."
"Donald Trump tells a joke to Hillary Clinton It was hillaryous"
"If the Alibaba IPO crashes... Dibs on the term ""Ali-bubble"""
"Trains do a pretty good job of letting you know they're still 7 miles away."
"Q: What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike? A: The place they are aiming at."