18794
Joke of the Day
"I saw a man yesterday who was so bald I could see what he was thinking."
Next Joke
"There are many different theories about why humans even need to sleep but I'm pretty sure it's to charge our phones."
"It's like grandma always said... Make sure you put everything in the medicine cabinet back where you found it or you won't be invited back."
"Question about a song: Who is Phyllis Navi Daad and why are wishing her a Merry Christmas?"
"Want to hear a corny joke?? Then please, lend me your ear."
"What do you call a gaming double entendre? A Ninutendo"
"Of all the horrible ways to die I think healthy eating sounds the most painful."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ? Cantaloupe with you tonight !"
"What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable? putting them back in the wheelchair"
"A rich kid sees a poor kid kicking a can down the road The rich kid says ""Hey, you, what're you doing?"" The poor kid says ""Moving."""