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Joke of the Day

"What did the baby order at the chinese restaurant? Goo goo gai pan!"

"I'm bad at Math. The equation 2n+2n is 4n to me."

"I bet the dude that invented toast just burnt the bread and didn't want to tell anyone."

"It's been raining so much, I have begun the construction on my Ark. If you need any help I Noah guy."

"A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party."

"Being a suicide bolder sounds like a blast"

"What do you call a nomadic caveman? A meanderthal."

"What's black and eats pussy? Cervical Cancer"

"So i used to be terrible at asking for things in restaurants... I used to be too nervous to ask for condiments at restaurants... but one day i mustered the courage."

"Cutting a bell pepper feels like the vegetable version of killing an alien with all its little alien babies."