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Joke of the Day
"What did the baby order at the chinese restaurant? Goo goo gai pan!"
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"Where do they send trickster tuna when they catch them? A Tuna Chi-Cannery"
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"I like my women like i like my steak. Raw"
"My girlfriend calls it selective hearing. I prefer to call it drama filtering."
"What's your favorite clock time? Personally, I'd say that 6:30 is the best clock time, hands down."
"What is a menstruating woman's favorite genre of movies? Period films"
"What do you call it when a guy fucks a girl and never calls her again? A hit and run"
"I once asked my girlfriend if she was a newspaper. Because there's a new issue with her every fucking day."
"What did the Latin guy say after he had sex? Veni. Veni. Veni."