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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea? He died in his teepee"
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"It's bad enough I have to worry about people when I leave my house now I have to contend with Pokemon as well"
"POLLY GETS A CRACKER WHEN HE STOPS REFERRING TO HIMSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON, and not a moment before. Stupid bird."
"I'd like to execute g0d. But how can you execute vacuum."
"My date seemed really excited when I said I had a horse's cock. For some reason she seemed disgusted when I took it out of the fridge."
"[In a chair] Leans back Leans back Leans ba... [Ambulance]"
"Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park? He would never leave his woes behind."
"My wife said to me she wanted to go somewhere fancy.... ""somewhere where they serve from the left!"" she demanded, so I took her through the drive-thu."
"How do you make Holy Water? Boil the hell out of it."
"What can conspiracy theorists never explain? They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that"