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"[In a chair] Leans back Leans back Leans ba... [Ambulance]"
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"Kids want a dog, told em I can only keep 4 things alive, them & the plant. If we add a dog something will die & I cant be sure its the plant"
"""We don't allow faster-than-light neutrinos in here,"" says the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar."
"Jesus was such a hypocrite Preaches waiting for marriage and all that. Meanwhile he just goes and gets nailed 3 times in one day."
"Why is Kim Jong-un so hungry? Because hes got no Sole!"
"I live a Sinatra lifestyle. I'm just being frank with you."
"Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more? Too many thank you notes to write"
"I wish I was your derivative, So I can lie tangent to your curves."
"What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets."
"[approaches parent with child on a leash] ""Mind if I pet your dog?"" Hey that's my son! ""Oh my bad. Mind if I pet your son?"""