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Joke of the Day
"Who has two thumbs and a concealed identity? Disguise!"
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"I dont make typos. I make new words."
"To bad this upcoming storm isn't called Harry Because: https://imgflip.com/i/gumlv"
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten"
"So a dyslexic man walks into a bra"
"A little boy came running into the kitchen. 'Dad dad' he said 'there's a monster at the door with a really ugly face' 'Tell him you've already got one' said his father !"
"My Vietnamese friends just got married. They have the same common last name, so neither of them needed to change anything. You could say it's a Nguyen-Nguyen situation."
"You know what sucks? Babies"
"If I ever go missing, put up fliers saying I left a dog in a hot car so people will actually look for me."
"My kid wanted juice but I gave him water which he promptly turned into whine."