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Joke of the Day
"Yeah, sex is awesome. But have you ever put clothes on straight out of the dryer?"
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"This Male Order Bride is the worst and most expensive typo I've ever paid for."
"What do you call a fat mexican jedi? Obese Juan Kenobi"
"What does popcorn and KFC have in common? Greasy, old kernals"
"How many Sore Losers does it take to change a Lightbulb? Won."
"Boss: Everyone is behind schedule and making excuses. Does everybody here think I'm an idiot Me: Don't ask. They swore me to secrecy."
"My workout schedule: 1. Run half mile 2. 10 reps of 5 lb. hand weights 3. 35 year break 4. Protein shake 5. Repeat"
"Sorry I got drunk and said and did everything I wanted to say and do."
"What if there were no hypothetical questions?"
"132 LEGS AND 8 TEETH Q: What has 132 legs and 8 teeth? A: The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!"