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Joke of the Day

"My workout schedule: 1. Run half mile 2. 10 reps of 5 lb. hand weights 3. 35 year break 4. Protein shake 5. Repeat"

"What do you call a sour black man? Vinigger."

"Why did they invent white chocolate? So black kids could get messy too."

"Can't imagine what's it like to have no imagination."

"How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly? Electro*cute*"

"What's the difference between a queer and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!"

"I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot."

"Millions are killed each year because they go potty without checking behind the shower curtain first. Be smart. Peep before you poop."

"""Jiro dreams of sushi"" is one of the most popular Netflix documentary's What's the least popular documentary? Jiro nightmares of assrape"

"What is a computer programmers favorite brand of ice cream. Haagen DOS"