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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat mexican jedi? Obese Juan Kenobi"
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"For sale: baby shoes, never worn. Wrong size. Should have bought from Zappos. (Note: original story reference here - it wasn't Hemingway: http://www.snopes.com/language/literary/babyshoes.asp)"
"I've been taking something for my Kleptomania. I've been taking something for my Kleptomania"
"A blonde, brunette, and a red head walk into a bar Wow, these are great binoculars!"
"Scientists have recently discovered the existence of a mentally unstable microscopic parasite on the moon... Apparently it's a real lunatic"
"How do you know when... ... a blonde has been using the computer? There's white-out on the screen. How do you know when a brunette used the computer after a blonde? There's writing on the white-out."
"I have found that there are three kinds of people; Those who can count and those who can't."
"""Ten years ago, we had no Jobs, no Hope, and no Cash!"" --cemeteries"
"Why would you name your human child Hunter? Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist."
"A woman marries a man..... A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does."