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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about a pony with a cough? It was a little horse."
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"9 year-old attempts to follow a recipe: ""It says here to separate the eggs. How far apart do they have to be?"""
"I see fewer cats on my front page. I've been told that Curiosity killed them."
"How does Robin Williams go thrift shopping? Good Will Hunting"
"cat: mew me: actually its about games in journalism *cat continues to ask for food*"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Camila ! Camila who ? Camila minute !"
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? People don't milk cows for twelve years"
"everybody gets their 15 minutes of fame - so here's my first original joke! why is it impossible to surprise a snowman? .. he has ice in the back of his head"
"I found a spider in my shoes today He looked so ridiculous they were way to big for him"
"""You hang UP."" ""No, YOU hang UP."" - Movie theater workers arguing about hanging movie poster for Up."