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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about a pony with a cough? It was a little horse."
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"Did I ever tell you about the industrial prostitute? She had a vagina surgically implanted on her hip. So she can make money on the side."
"Now I'm not saying you're old... but if you were milk I'd smell you before pouring you on my cereal."
"Chuck Norris easily won the Iditarod dog sled race by pulling a sled load of 16 dogs, 800 pounds of supplies and with a dead sperm whale chained behind it."
"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I will tell you later. SOURCE: Heard it on the subway"
"My girlfriend said that I should use the term 'make love' instead of 'fuck.' What the make love is she talking about?"
"A new study has proven... A new study has proven that people who have more birthdays live longer."
"Apparently women like tall men as it makes them feel protected. That's probably why men like thin women, so they can see predators sneaking up behind the women."
"What's faster hot or cold? Hot! Because anyone can catch a cold! buh duh tsst"
"What did the cannibal's parents say when she brought her boyfriend home ? 'Lovely dear he looks good enough to eat!'"