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Joke of the Day

"A new study has proven... A new study has proven that people who have more birthdays live longer."

"Ever since I downloaded AdBlock on my computer... All the local girls in my area seem to have lost interest."

"3.14% of sailors are... -rates."

"Did you hear about the guy who wanted to put OJ Simpson's knife on display? He was caught trying to frame it"

"So they made the essay optional for the new SAT test... but isn't the SAT without the essay just the T"

"My father would always tell me, ""Son, someday you will go far..."" ""and I hope to God that you stay there."""

"Did you know Captain Kirk has three ears? Left ear, right ear... and final front ear."

"What is the best part of Pokemon Go? I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me."

"how did I escape iraq iran"

"Shit. I was late for my time management class."