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Joke of the Day

"How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans? No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here? If not i will happily remove it."

"4: How do you spell no? Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound? 4: Batman? (Spelling is hard)"

"What did the male and female skeletons do to pass the time? (NSFW) They Boned!"

"How is a 9 volt battery and a woman's anus similar You know it's wrong, but sooner or later you're going to put your tongue on it"

"When you wave your hand under automatic soap dispenser for 45 seconds and nothing, then it dispenses the minute you switch to the next one."

"I need hug(e amount of money)."

"What is Steve Job's favorite food? *Nothing because he's dead*"

"""Mr. Trump how will you beat Hillary Clinton?"" TRUMP: I'll win NY, Florida, Ohio, we're going to add states, Gerzona, Timbaland, Waterworld"

"I was peeing in the pool the other day... The lifeguard yelled at me so loudly, I nearly fell in."

"What does a priest get when he wants pussy? Nun."