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Joke of the Day

"My dog loves chasing cars He was ecstatic when I told him I was taking him to see Snow Patrol in concert"

"Why does Mary Kay walk funny? Her lipstick"

"What do you call a gummy bear with no teeth? :D"

"What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs."

"Why did everyone think the pie was gay? Because he blueberry."

"Were you born on Highway 22? Because I heard alot of accidents happened there."

"Call me old fashioned, but I think any woman that can open the lid of a jar by herself is a witch."

"I don't just talk to myself. I talk to myself, get in a debate, lose, and then refuse to speak to myself for the rest of the day."

"Life is like toilet paper You're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."

"Lent is a holiday invented by the banks to sell more loans"