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Joke of the Day

"I don't just talk to myself. I talk to myself, get in a debate, lose, and then refuse to speak to myself for the rest of the day."

"What did the saggy boob also say to the other? ""Hey, let's hang out together?"""

"I'm half Irish and half Jewish, so... I'm drinking if you're buying."

"If I untagged myself in your Facebook picture that had nothing to do with me, please consider it as a polite fcuk you."

"My drug dealer ... cracks me up."

"The American flag should be a picture of a cheeseburger watching TV on a couch made of fries."

"What did Dr Dre cook for Thanksgiving? Beats."

"What do you call a Russian snake that's eating its own tail? An ouroboris"

"A math joke What do you call a bag that never approaches anything? *an asymp-tote*"

"This is how the disaster happened. Poop : knock knock. Anal sphincter : who is this?? Poop : Fart. Anal sphincter : OK. Pass!"