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Joke of the Day
"Last night I slept for 6 hours straight then 1 hour gay."
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"Barry? Yes Joe Can I borrow Air Force 1? I promised this girl we'd eat at the Pizza Hut in France No Joe *Biden slams fist* THIS IS BULLSHIT"
"Did I ever tell you the story about Lola? I wont do it with family around."
"[my laboratory] ME: I'VE DONE IT! MOUSE WITH EAR GROWING ON IT'S BACK: Holy crap keep it down."
"What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese? A fetaphile"
"Fun prank: a chameleon exhibit with no chameleon."
"Did you hear they found a dead ice cream vendor covered in sprinkles? Police are saying he topped himself."
"What do you call the Loch Ness monster on drugs You're high ness"
"Sting was kidnapped last night The Police are looking for a lead."
"Only Two Things Can Change A Women's Mood 1.I Love You. 2.50% Discount"