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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between snowmen and snowomen Snowballs"

"A black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The police. They're the police, racist."

"There's only one problem where tears are the solution... and that's forgetting to pack your contact lens cleaner."

"*DJ drops the beet* ERRYBODY IN THE CLUB begins wondering why the DJ would bring a root vegetable to work with him."

"THEM: Hey-- ME: Ring ring. I gotta take this. THEM: I just watched you say ""ring ring."" ME: Ring ring. Yeah, this is really important."

"What do you call a Thu'um that makes a dragon orgasm? A Cu'um."

"Constipated Mathematician Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil."

"Did you hear why the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus shut down? Because the Trump administration is now the greatest show on earth!"

"Why did the boy not do his homework? he was ceebs"

"How do you stop a North Korean tank? Shoot the soldier pushing it."