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Joke of the Day

"A black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The police. They're the police, racist."

"School in Canada makes non-vaccinated students stay home to halt the spread of measles. Better safe than sorry."

"My girlfriend wrote 'Will you marry me?' on a piece of paper and hid it in my sandwich. Unfortunately I didn't see it and ate the lot. Not to worry though, I pooped the question this morning."

"If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch."

"Two hunters were driving down a narrow two lane road in an off-road jeep, and saw a sign that said 'Bear Left'... They turned around and went home."

"I ordered a meal from the International Space Station. My sides are in orbit."

"What kind of car does Jesus drive? A Christ ler"

"Why do giraffes have long necks? Because their feet stink."

"How is useless meat around vagina called?.. ... women."

"Did you hear about the guy who opened a cheese store in Israel? He called it ""Cheeses of Nazareth""."