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"A new joke about Kim Jong Un (removed)"
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"I like writing my own chemistry jokes... Because the only good ones Argon."
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice. I know this is an old one but i didn't see on here so why not."
"Why would you want to be part of the problem when you can be the entire problem?"
"Where do you drown a hipster? In the mainstream"
"What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal? Darth Vader."
"Knock knock Who is it? GESTAPO GESTAPO who? VEE VILL ASK ZE QUESTIONS!"
"GERG: She licked ur donut? JERY: Shes a DONUT LICKER! GERG: gross! JERY: she also said she ""hates america"" GERG: Donut licking traitor!"
"What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime? Miscarriage of Justice"
"When I see someone laughing to themselves in public, I love to imagine what they're thinking about, even though deep down I know: it's memes"