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Joke of the Day

"Jeb Bush: ""The Pope should not discuss climate change because he's not a scientist, although if elected, I will be your wife's gynecologist"""

"If Bob Marley is from Jamaica, then why does he have a song about being German and how he wants to be German with you?"

"Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread? Because he tried to get fresh."

"Two fish are sitting in a a tank. One says to the other, ""You get the guns. I'll drive."""

"I think I might be a wizard... every time I push open a door it becomes ajar."

"Whats The Diffrence Between A Fridge And A Child The fridge Doesnt Care If You Stick You're Meat In It"

"Quizzes...... If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?"

"Why did the dick go to 7-11? Q: Why did the dick go to 7-11? A: To get a Slurpee."

"What's the hardest part of a gardener's job? Getting to the root of the problem."

"WOMAN: pls help, theres a man outside terrorizing me 911: haha aww that just means he likes you MURDERER (at window): HEY SHUT UP I DO NOT"