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Joke of the Day

"What do a Tupperware designer and a horny walrus have in common? They're both looking for a tight seal."

"My Grandfather Says I should not be so Dependent upon technology... ...Yet he is the one hooked to life support."

"What time do dentists fly airplanes? Tooth Hurty (2:30)"

"I slept like a baby last night... I woke up every 15 minutes and then shat myself"

"Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven? Peter. He can deny Jesus three times."

"Tonight a friend asked if he could crash on my couch. I had to explain to him i was married now and that's where i sleep."

"Anniversary ""Knock* Knock*"" :Who's there? ""9/11"" :9/11 who? ""You said you'd never forget!"""

"I like my women like I like my coffee horny"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Actor ! Actor who ? Actor you my dear Alphonse !"

"There's a lot to be said for having a long term girlfriend And it's all said by her"