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Joke of the Day

"I've just noticed the wife is wearing her sexy underwear. This can only mean one thing. She's behind with the laundry."

"C3PO and R2D2 walk into a bar... Then the bartender goes ""HEY!!! We don't serve YOUR KIND HERE!!!"" C3PO asks: ""Why because we're droids,"" Bartender: ""NO!!! 'Cause It's AN OUTLET BAR!!!"""

"A monk walks up to a hot-dog vendor and says, ""Make me one with everything."" ~~~ So he pays for his meal and asks for his change. The vendor shrugs and retorts smugly, ""Change comes from within."""

"You need some more fuel for that fire? Cause I got some wood for you right here."

"What's the difference between a lady and a laddy? The D"

"What do you call a black man in a tree? A branch manager."

"What would MLK be if he was alive? White"

"You remember when you were a kid, you had tons of fun blowing bubbles in the bathtub? I saw Bubbles the other day, he told me to say ""Hi!""."

"Why're they called hemorrhoids? Surely they should be called asteroids? :]"

"I wasn't good enough for you in high school but suddenly after 5 kids a husband and 3 boyfriends I'm starting to look good eh?"