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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? Because the P is silent!"
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"What sentence is vastly shorter after you remove one word from it? Child porn"
"my garbage family is staging an intervention or something for me because i forgot what its called when people have a chin made out of hair"
"I got my husband to marry me 51 days after we met. Today is our 20th Anniversary and I think he's still wondering what the hell happened."
"What do you call a bisexual Scandinavian A bi-king. I know that was terrible. Also I'm not being racist because i'm from Scandinavia."
"What would the Pilsbury Doughboy be if photos of him were constantly being put on magazine covers? A roll model."
"How can you spot a racist in a crowd? They're the ones shouting ""Black Lives Matter!"""
"I stayed up late last night to watch the greatest boxing match of all time Ali vs. Parkinsons"
"Mail from Grandma: FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:No subject"
"According to the heart rate monitor on this treadmill, I died 14 minutes ago."