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Joke of the Day

"Why do people say ""To be frank..."" when they're about to be brutally honest? WHAT IF FRANK LIED!? WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!?"

"Why did the young soldier go off searching for a wounded prostitute? A cowboy told him there was a hoedown."

"best Attitude to follow in Life Imagine that you are already dead. This way, whatever u get in life is always a profit for u."

"Why is Jesus terrible at hockey? He keeps getting pinned to the boards."

"What did the priest say before eating his salad? ""Lettuce pray"""

"Why is. Dr.Dre's Headphones so popular? Beats me."

"Apparently if someone has a seizure in the bathtub, its in bad taste to throw your laundry in .. yep. Going to hell right here."

"What do you call two crows flying together? An attempted murder."

"How did Donald Trump won with his poor vocabulary? He's the only candidate that America finally understands.."

"Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ? He had a hole in one."