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Joke of the Day

"Pedophile Jokes? I got 3: If they can cross the street they can take the meat. If they can pee they're old enough for me. I'm like a game boy, kids turn me on. You guys got any others?"

"Cris Cyborg erupts after 'disrespectful' Joe Rogan jokes she has a penis After Rogan and Hinchcliffe suggested she had a penis."

"My brother was in a car accident yesterday and lost his left arm and left leg. Well actually, he's not my brother... he's my half-brother. He's all right now."

"What US state is it easiest to hide a prostitute in? H-Idaho-e"

"Oklahoma asked California about all these earthquakes recently. California said ""It's not our fault."""

"Show me a man who calls himself a vegan and I'll show you a man who's trying to sleep with a vegan."

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Tyrana**sore ass** Rex"

"How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You Poke-m-on"

"I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. Where the HECK is my roof?!"

"I was looking at some fetish porn on my phone... I came upon it by accident."