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Joke of the Day

"What do we want? An Iphone for fat fingers! When do we want it? BOW!"

"TIFU by asking my wife what is the difference between a penis and a paycheck? She said ""there is a possibility of increase in size of your paycheck."""

"Dinner-$25 Margarita-$8 Girls night out-$33 Yelling ""Hey Sl@t"" and watching 12 different girls turn around- Priceless"

"A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you."

"Memories. That's how I want to be remembered."

"Theres no point in tailgating me when I'm going 50 in a 35 zone Also, those red flashing lights on your car look ridiculous"

"Why couldn't I run the Compressed File? I was missing the important Bits."

"To test my kid's readiness for a pet I had her clean up poop in the yard all week and now I can't go back to using the toilet."

"How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb? Change? Whatever do you mean, *change*?"

"I just finished reading the fifth book in this great series. It's called the ""Learning to Count"" trilogy."